Are you ready?we will have Christmas at once?now our Father Christmas or Santa Claus Will have busy work?great work. Let’s see what he will do in his biggest night of the year.

There are roughly 2 billion children worldwide. However, assuming Santa doesn’t visit the children of Hindu, Muslim, Jewish, atheist and so on parents, that leaves the 35 per cent or thereabouts whose parents consider themselves Christian. That’s still an impressive 700,000,000 children in a night. Assuming three children per household, that’s 233,000,000 stops for Santa and his sleigh. There may be a few households where all the children have been naughty, but we are going to discount them for statistical purposes. Santa will therefore have to travel a total of 342,510,000km (212,030,000 miles) to finish the job with the sleigh a speed of 10,703,437.5km/hr (6,650,807.72mph).

 

Assuming each child gets the Transformer Optimus Prime, the leader of the Autobots, for a present, in his box, Santa will be carting 659g (1.45lb) per child. That’s 461,300 metric tonnes, or about the same in imperial tons, total. For comparison, a Boeing 747-8I airliner can carry 237.5 tonnes in passengers, luggage and fuel.

 

Optimus Prime is worth £42.99 new. Santa will therefore have to spend a grand total of £30,093,000,000 to provide each child with one, or risk arrest by having his elves make illegal copies. This is the equivalent of the gross domestic product of Costa Rica.

 

Santa Claus?we are waiting for you.

a joke:

Christmas Golf

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf when one one of them commented on how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed – and without an argument, go directly to the golf course to meet his buddies for 18 holes. All three of his friends unanimously agree, ?Let?s do it! We?ll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning!?

A few weeks later it?s Christmas morning – and there all are standing next to each other on the first tee box. One friend exclaims ?Boy this game cost me a fortune! I had to buy my wife such a huge diamond ring, she can?t even take her eyes off it.? Another friend says, ?I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.? The third friend replies ?Well, my wife is at home admiring her new car? reading the manual.? Silence from the fourth guy?

The other three friends in the group look puzzled, while the final guy in the foursome is staring at them like they must have lost their minds. ?I can?t believe you all went to such and expense for a round of golf. I just woke up, slapped her on the butt and said, ?Well babe, Merry Christmas! Golf or sex, what?s it gonna be?? and she said ?Take a sweater.?

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