Best way to be kicked off a golf course?

Ok, this is a statement made in a practical joke sort of way. My friend works at a golf course, and his job is to clean the golf carts and kick out rowdy customers. And you see, I have never been kicked out of a golf course, and neither has my friend. So, of course we have a few ideas, but does anyone here work at a golf course and played jokes on other workers and such?
Ok, well I dont want to have to pay for expensive debts-like destroying a golf cart. Since my buddy mostly works with them, we wanted to drive one into a lake, but they would make us pay for it and we have a limited budget.

Have a beach party in one of the sand traps. Bring: a date, some friends with dates, picnic lunch, swin suits, beach towels & beer keg.

As close as I’ll come to playing real golf while unemployed

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